Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

I just threw up..In my pants.

men's rights activists

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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