- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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