- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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