- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

12 in general

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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