- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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