- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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