whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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womens rights

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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