- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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