Apple hates Blackberry.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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