A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

can you touch your toes? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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