- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

12 niqqa 12.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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