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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your girlfriend.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A women left the kitchen.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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