a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Get on the boat.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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