- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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