Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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A black person dies.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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