We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

jd and zach loves vigina

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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