- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

George W. Bush

Pain Olympics.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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