What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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