Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why? Because.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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