Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Camerons hair is Curly..

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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