- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Good job, son.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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