Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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WNBA

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You know what's funny? Rape

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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