- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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