What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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