- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

America

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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