- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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