- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why dont they make black forks

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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