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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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