- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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