- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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