- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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