- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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