- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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