Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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well use a tissue!

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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