What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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