Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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knock,knock you suck

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Anti Joke

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