- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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