- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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