- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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