how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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you see theres this guy.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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