- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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