- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Balls

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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