- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??