- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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