- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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