- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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