- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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