- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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