- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Poop

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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