There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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A pope meets another one

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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