- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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