- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

BIG MAC'S

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

My cat just died.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I think everybody should have a penis.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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