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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Im taking a shit right now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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