When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

thumb_up thumb_down -2

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Boner

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops