- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

God is real.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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