- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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