- Anti Joke

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.