- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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