- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

women's rights

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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