What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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josh simpson has cancer

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Small breasts.

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