What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Shit.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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