Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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