- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

why did the man die? he got shot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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