nathan palmer has a big head !

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

GRAAAAAAAR.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

hahaha

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

i have aids and a chode

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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