What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Women's rights.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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i like potatoes

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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