What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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The WNBA.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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knock knock go away

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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American healthcare.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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gays

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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