How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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