Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Rick Perry.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

johann grayson being liked

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

DANA

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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