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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

The WNBA.

If life hands you lemons Take them

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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