- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Rick Perry.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Women's rights.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A black succeeds

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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