- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

No joke.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

hi my name is? joe

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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