Dani Barton = Stupid

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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black people. that is all...

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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