- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

kennah campion... being nice

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