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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

The mets are 3-0 this season

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Guess what? Chicken butt

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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