Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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American healthcare.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Women's rights

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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