- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

So this blonde walks into a library.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

I like to eat.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

the cow goes moo

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