What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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I won the game.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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