Anti jokes are funny

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

josh simpson has cancer

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Women's rights

Military intelligence.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Women rights..

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

GRAAAAAAAR.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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