What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Myspace

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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