Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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