- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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